How about a you and a buddy waiting for them with a couple of Louieville sluggers. Hit them in the knees first so they can't run. Then you will have your way.

Don't forget to have a piece tucked in your belt just in case they are packing also, but generally after a good shot to the knee from Uncle Louis, their hands are too busy holding on to that busted up knee to do anything else.

Oh yeah, don't forget to leave your car door unlocked so they you won't have something to fix.