The only pre-existing condition that any of the above 8 and now 9 was that they were about the same age as me give or take a few years.

And of the 20+ other folks that I know that had it, without exception, told me: “You don’t want this $#!+”.

A few of them have had to be in rehab for weeks and/or months.

We got ours because nobody around here would take it. Somebody had posted on Facebook that the vaccine was a government plot to implant people with a tracking device.

When the girl at the pharmacy gave me my second shot, I told her that since now the government will surely be tracking me, please let me know if they catch me doing any thing that was fun.

Since I had her in Pre-Cal class a few years ago, she knows me. I always kept a big sign in my classroom that said: “Math is Fun” I also told my classes that there were only 2 types of Math problems, easy ones and FUN ones.

She must have remembered that because she replied: “Mr. Blalock, I will but your idea of fun is a very relative one.”