Just in case you don't know how to call the irrepressible desire, the itch, conscupiscence, longing, yearning, lust, craving, appetite you feel when looking at a Bose knife, well, the malady is called cultermania. Er, that's from the Latin CULTER + MANIA. Ehem, cough, I hope this could be considered a contribution to the forum. Thank you. Cough.