3 old guys sitting around talking and the first guy says: If I could only do a good number 1; you know a good stream and not dribbles, I'd be happy.

The second guy says: If I could only do a good number 2, you know without straining and getting hemroids, I'd be happy.

The third guy says: I have a great number 1 every morning at 7:30, like the Mississippi River, and at 7:35 I have a super number 2, like Mt. ST.Helens, every morning.

The first guy says: Then what are you complaining about? The third guy says well I don't get out of bed until 9....


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