A prominent elderly man passed away and his wife met with the blonde owner of the funeral home to discuss the arrangements. Her husband died dressed in a very expensive black suit, and he actually looked very good in it. The blonde funeral director said that he looked quite good in his black suit, and did she want him to be in that suit at the viewing. The wife acknowledged that he looked good, but that she always loved him in a dark blue suit. The wife wrote out a blank check, and told her to buy her dead husband the finest dark blue suit she could find, whatever the cost.

A couple of days later, the blonde funeral director called the widow and told her she had done what she requested, and asked her to come to the funeral home, and see the results.
When the widow arrived and saw her deceased husband, he was dressed in a gorgeous dark blue suit with a light gray stripe. The widow was ecstatic and was very thankful. The blonde funeral director then tried to give the blank check back to the widow, but the widow said no way, you did a great job.

The funeral director said, well, we had another client come in, and he was wearing an expensive dark blue suit, and he was the same build and size as your deceased husband, and his wife wanted him buried in a black suit, so I just switched heads. No extra charge.



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