A farm boy came home one late afternoon to have supper. His mother said he couldn't have any supper until he did his chores, feeding the chickens, pigs and milk cow. So, he went and fed the chickens but kicked one of the hens, then fed the pigs and kicked the old sow. Last, he fed the milk cow and kicked her on the way out the barn.
He goes into the kitchen to eat and his mother said, no supper for you because I watched you kick the chickens, pig, and the cow.
About that time the father walked across the porch and kicked the cat on the way inside.
The kid said to his mother, shall I tell him or will you?

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