Reagan and Khrushchev in the afterlife, sit by the pool and read papers.

Khrushchev reads in Pravda and enthusiastically shows to Reagan, "Look tavarisch president, USA is in crisis, corporations going bust, again, and communism is still alive! What do you have to say about that?"

Reagan looks at Khrushchev and says nothing, just shows him an article in his paper:

"Tensions and riots at the Chinese-Polish border."