Reminds me of a true story from the wife of a good friend of mine. This was in the Houston area and the wife has to take their 3 kids to a semi formal Christmas party at her husband's work place in downtown Houston. On the way her kids were raising hell in the back seat and she couldn't reach them to spank them. She finally got so frustrated that she pulled over on the side of the freeway, opened the back door and got all 3 kids out and spanked all 3 of them and told them not to say one more word until they got to the husband's work place. That seemed to work, and the back seat was quiet. When they got to his office, she lined up the kids for inspection and the middle boy, 9 years old, was smiling very big. When she inspected his clothes, she saw where he was missing a shoe. Upon asking him where it was, he said back where she wacked him and said not to say another word. Lol.

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