Scottish humor can be a bit dry.

Folks my age at 75, will remember the party dance called "Limbo", where one, with a little lively beach music playing, would try to get under a horizontal pole without touching the floor with their hands or losing their balance.

Well, Limbo was initially discovered in the Highlands, by a Scotsman trying to get into a pay toilet.



Two Scotsmen were walking with their golf cars to Saint Andrews Golf Course, when they spotted Andy sitting on the front porch with his golf bag propped up next to him, and looking dejected.

Billy turns to Scotty and asks, what's the problem with Andy? I figured he be a comin'. Scotty looked up at Andy and said, "He's feeling real low ever since he lost his golf ball.