A Colonel and a Major were walking down the avenue while discussing Sex. The Colonel stated it was 15 percent pleasure and 85 percent work. The Major disagreed and stated it was 85 percent pleasure and 15 percent work. They spied a private digging a ditch and decided to ash him. The private quickly responded 100 percent pleasure. The Colonel asked him why, the private replied.....if there was any work involved you would have me do it.