Definition of eternity:

Four blondes in four convertibles at a four-way stop sign intersection, one at each street, and you're behind one of them.

American Citizen
Mr Giovanni is appearing in a NYC courtroom ceremony to become a US Citizen. All of his Italian relatives are there to celebrate the event. Even his godfather is seated behind him. The judge wanted to test Mr Giovanni's, knowledge of America, so the Judge asked three questions:

1. "Who discovered America?" Mr Giovanni answered, "Christopher Colon'.
His aunt calls out, "you're gonna make a #1 citizen"!

2. "Who was the first President of the US"? He answered, "George Washington"
His uncle calls out, "keep a going Giovanni!'

3. "Who shot JFK?"

Dead silence for about a half a minute, the his godfather stands up, and nudges
him, and says, "you good boy, Giovanni, Dona you a tell."