Dan
I feel your pain
but know they are knives and as such they are made to be a tool

I got a 3-7 at Gator Cutlery and the seller swore he bought it back from Blade with a tag that said Charlie Wilson US House of Representatives and Navy Seal with a price tag of %1,800
The seller was willing to part with it for $700 boy I felt like I was the cat that ate the canary
The knife was etched with the name Charles L. Wilson
Well US Representative Charlie Wilson's middle name is Nesbitt
So I ate some crow but it's not about the story it's about the knife and it cuts a roast well
I researched Charlie L Wilson and maybe he's was a Dentist or a 3 Star Air Force General both passed so I laff every time I use it

Nice early 70s knife