That's all nice and everything, but still nothing compared to your toilet paper collection.

And glad, most of all, that you actually post photos of the stuff. Many just buy it, hoard and sit on it, nobody sees it, they die, family breaks it up and sells it, and we start all over. You are entirely correct as to caretaker (or destroyer),....as I told my old gun dealer, "Charlie, I don't buy guns, I just lease them."