As for turkey problems, several decades back, a guy in my unit was blasting down a country road in his ratty 280Z at top speed, crested a low rise to meet an airborne gobbler also doing top speed and headed the opposite direction, an incoming feathered cruise missile. According to him, he had just enough time to realize he was about to die, and the turkey blasted through his windshield, tore off the passenger seat back, and embedded in the back seat well on way to making the trunk.