The (blank) I am not getting old! And same with your friend, who is likely too old to be invading homes, anyhow.

Glad to hear he is ok, and hope the perp got what was coming.

Classic older guy story told with Brit understatement. The older we get, the slower we get, but he knew where to hit.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/02/22/...ding-thugs.html