Me too Steve??.......never know when might need a new alibi as the old ones tend to grow thinner with use. Of course my LBB (Lifetime Best Buddy) & I just keep returning that borrowed knife, handgun, rifle,____, as/when needed & clean it up together (to look at it together) before he/I leave.
And, truthfully, I never need any alibis.....GOD knows I'm thankful for/love my woman!