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#195241 - 08/17/21 03:08 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: crutchtip]
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Although that's funny, there may be a lot of truth in it. Lol.

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#195263 - 08/19/21 08:21 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: pappy19]
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Crutchtip,

UGH!!!!!!

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#195660 - 09/14/21 07:05 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Wayne Dengler]
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"A fully vaccinated man dies from Covid-19,EXPERTS claim that it could have been far worse had he not been vaccinated."


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#195661 - 09/14/21 07:16 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: KENKAN]
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That's funny ! smile

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#195662 - 09/14/21 08:59 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Kirko]
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side
You know what?”

“What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

”I think you’re bad luck.”
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#195666 - 09/15/21 02:02 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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Bob feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

'For Gods sake, Bob, for the FIFTH TIME, I said CHICKEN!!'
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#195667 - 09/15/21 06:10 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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I can relate to that.

It seems I am the only one with a hearing problem...no matter where you-know-who is in the house when they talk to me.

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#195668 - 09/15/21 06:38 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: LarryWW1246]
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Reminds me of these 2 old fellows were talking at the park, and one was bragging about his expensive new hearing aid and how well it was working for him. He said he could now hear things he hadn't heard for years. The other fellow asked what kind is it? The guy said 12:30.

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