The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man
Elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)



These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given
Only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like the red, white, and blue.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt..

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.