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#183371 - 09/12/19 06:12 PM Joke of the Day
BladesNBarrels Offline
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For a couple of years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm over worked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.
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#183376 - 09/12/19 09:02 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: BladesNBarrels]
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Haha, not too far from the truth.

Pap
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#183382 - 09/13/19 08:49 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: pappy19]
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B&B,
Now that is good!!!

Wayne
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#186540 - 03/16/20 10:59 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Wayne Dengler]
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5th day without sports...

Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday...

Apparently she's my wife...

She seems nice....
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#186544 - 03/16/20 12:03 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Dirty_Water]
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#186545 - 03/16/20 12:42 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: BladesNBarrels]
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#186549 - 03/16/20 01:36 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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Scott
what sport does she play?
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#187052 - 04/11/20 08:58 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Sharpi]
pappy19 Offline
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Originally Posted By: Sharpi
Scott
what sport does she play?
Sharpi


Hockey, what do you think??
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#187370 - 04/29/20 12:05 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: pappy19]
BladesNBarrels Offline
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Well now, this says it all:

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#187375 - 04/29/20 06:30 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: BladesNBarrels]
Ronnie Offline
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But he didn’t go to school at Ole Miss.
Maybe a Runnin Rebel from Vegas.
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