The year was 1947
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO)
with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
 
   Albert A. Gore, Jr..
   Hillary Rodham
   John F. Kerry
   William J. Clinton
   Howard Dean
   Nancy Pelosi
   Dianne Feinstein
   Charles E. Schumer
   Barbara Boxer
 
   See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
   I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
 It did for me.
   No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

That explains everything!!!!

Pap

If they are all born in 48 how come they look so old. Plastic surgery hasn't helped.

They used an "old" plastic surgeon...
Best, Capt. Chris

He must have been using old butter knives too.

Tony, humorous perhaps, but false.

snopes

Cheers!

David

Snopes, party poopers!

Oh well. I should of checked it out before I sent it.
Fun, while it lasted.

I think it's past the David's category of Funny "perhaps". Sounds like a stick in the mud to me. It "is" funny...true or not. If we waited around for truthful jokes...there would be a whole lot of miserable folks...even more than we have now! Thanks Tony.
Best, Capt. Chris

Not only is it false but alians have contacted the AF to deny any conection with the above mentioned individuals.

Steve