Not dirty ... a little "spicy."

NO SEX Since 1955
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>
>A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
>local liberal arts college.
>
>There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of
>whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
>
>"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something
>bothering you?"
>
>"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>
>The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you
>have seen a lot of action."
>
>"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>
>The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know,
>you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>
>The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
>Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
>way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
>"1955, ma'am."
>
>"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out!
>I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where
>she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
>
>Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
>"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
>
>The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only
>2130 now."
>
>Gotta love military time!