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#187376 - 04/29/20 06:42 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: BladesNBarrels]
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David

I love the idea of being a “rebel” by using 4 words. But the person could have been
mathematically challenged!
Wee mae never no.
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#187382 - 04/30/20 02:35 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: rodbrown]
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Today, I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "that's a little condescending."
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#187415 - 05/04/20 10:30 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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Too many days staying at home?
Get those projects knocked out.

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#187416 - 05/04/20 11:16 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: BladesNBarrels]
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Yeah, that's why you use a china marker and put a big "x" on the spot to cut out before the door is removed.
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#187418 - 05/04/20 10:28 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Windsor]
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One of my favorite jokes is too long to type it here. But if you want some good clean humor Google this:

"got any duck food"
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#187419 - 05/04/20 11:45 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: tomthbomb]
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I love Yogi humor:

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

You can predict the future, because it ain't happened yet.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I may be lost, but I'm making good time.

How you going to stop them from coming to the game, if they don't want to come?

90% of the game is 50% mental.

Pap


Edited by pappy19 (05/04/20 11:47 PM)
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#187425 - 05/05/20 08:00 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: pappy19]
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You may not get this if you're not from Texas, but that's OK.


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#187431 - 05/05/20 11:05 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: tomthbomb]
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I got it!!!
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#187440 - 05/06/20 10:53 AM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: coachblalock]
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A 80 year old was bragging about his new $5000 Hearing aid. His friend asked him what kind is it? He replied 12:30.


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#187447 - 05/06/20 02:45 PM Re: Joke of the Day [Re: Eric]
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