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#164244 - 09/03/17 05:56 PM For You Jeep Guys
pappy19 Offline
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Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 4875
Loc: Garden Valley, Idaho

Subject: Today's funny!


Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.


Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Color of eyes?

Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Color of hair?

Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I canít remember.

What was she wearing?

Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

What kind of car did she go in?

She went in my Jeep.

What kind of Jeep was it?

It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer
At this point the husband started choking up. . .
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep!!

Edited by pappy19 (09/03/17 06:30 PM)
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#164757 - 09/20/17 11:10 AM Re: For You Jeep Guys [Re: pappy19]
Wayne Dengler Offline
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Registered: 08/01/17
Posts: 272
Loc: Earth
Looks like the husband had things in the proper order.

To be honest,can most men know what their wives or girlfriends are wearing right now???

I doubt it.

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